Lemonade and brownies

They say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well I say that when life gives you sour milk, you pour it down the drain and choke down the dry ass cookies you were eating then put the milk back in the fridge for someone else to find out the hard way even though nobody else in the house drinks milk and you should have a goddamn refrigerator of your own and the mini one you have that your father uses to keep beer cold in the screenhouse doesn't count!